My 'All Blacks' Coaching Career Is Non-Existent
To remove all ambiguity and speculation, I am setting the
record straight with three simple facts:
- I have
never left the country of my birth. I am not, and have never been, living
or working in New Zealand. The closest I get to the Southern Hemisphere is
watching the matches on TV.
- I know
no one in the organization. I have absolutely zero personal connection to
the All Blacks. This includes every single player, every member of the
actual coaching staff, and the team owners. Any "insider
information" I share is based purely on watching the matches—just
like you.
- I am
not a professional sports coach.
- To
clarify the fantasy further: the only people who are "real" and
participate in this fictional NZ-based scenario are Vic (his real name), Vin
(his real name), Matteo (close enough to his real name), and Mike (his
real name), and myself, who operate under a pseudonym within the fictional
narrative.
I am not in New Zealand, I have no secret job, and no one
has offered me a position to handle elite sports strategy. My life is
substantially more mundane, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Thanks for indulging this strange bit of necessary
clarification. Now, back to fantasy and adult rated blog!
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