Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Lack of power equals luscious men

Lucky me today. It's up to 99 degrees today & of course I lose power. So not happy about that. I kept the windows closed to keep the cold air in from the AC inside to keep both the dogs & I comfortable.
Anyways, I called the electric company to report the loss of power.
Please keep in mind that I have a thing for guys in uniform (especially cops & firemen).  Anyways, the crew came over to look at the power box thingy attached to the power lines. At the time, I couldn't see 18 inches in front of me so I put in my contacts (I'm near sighted). I got a little dolled up by putting on make up, put on nice shorts & sexy shirt that shows of my tan from going to the beach close to 2 weeks ago.
So glad I got dolled up a bit! Like I said in my blog last night, I usually go for the nerdy guys. The guys up in the cherry picker (the basket thingy that gets elevated to check wires & those power box thingy) reminded me of the Brawny Man for Brawny paper towels - they definitely were the rugged outdoorsmen who camp with no gear & hunt. They weren't as tall as the hot as all hell math teacher & wrestling coach, Matt, but they were definitely much taller than my diminuitive height of 5 ft tall.
Considering that it's a whopping 99 degrees here in some areas on the East Coast, those guys were hot....and I don't mean in just appearences. Being the Italian woman that I am, I brought the crew bottles of cold water & offered to make them lunch. They accepted the offer & made them my specialty....massive sandwiches. The 3 crew guys all got double decker ham, salami, roast beef, turkey, cheese, lettuce & tomato sandwiches that had a spritzing of home made Italian vinegarrete dressing.
After finishing lunch, unbuttoning their pants & loosening their belts from their too big sandwiches I fed them, they finished the job within moments of stepping back outside. They came back to let me know & to see if I had power back. I checked & my power DID come back!
As 2 of the guys left, the one remaining on my front porch gave me his cell phone number. I smiled & thanked him but returned the personal business car back saying "You're a married man & I absolutely REFUSE to be the "other" woman. I have high standards & will NOT lower them due to you thinking with the wrong head!".
He turned beet red and stormed off to the waiting truck. The other 2 guys smiled and waved as the one I shot down glared at me.
Wow. It's not even 3 pm & I was already face to face 3 luscious guys in ONE day.
I wonder what will happen tomorrow! As always, I'll keep you posted!!!

Love always,
Deppgrl

2 comments:

  1. Wow! sounds like quite the day so far!! hey, 3 luscious men are better then one ;)

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  2. It made losing power worth it! Hopefully it won't be as hot outside next time I lose power! ;-)

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