Luscious Men: A Shopping Story.

Every woman loves to shop one way or another. Me? Generally, I could take it or leave it. I do the grocery shopping since I still live at home (kinda sad, isn't it?) & I occasionally go shopping for clothes but not often since it's hard to find clothes that fit my shape. Imagine a pear shaped woman who stands 5 ft tall. That woman is me. The petite section at most stores carry cute clothes for elderly ladies but not for me
Made sure I had a savings pass & my credit card in my wallet before I booked it out of the house. Once I got there & parked my car, I sullenly skipped over to the entrance...OK, in reality, I felt like I was walking to my death....a room full of clowns. I have a weird fear of clowns ever since at the young age of 9 I saw the movie "It" based off of the Stephen King novel about clowns. I have NO desire to read the book. I digress.
So, I walk inside & I see one of the most "luscious men" I've seen all week. He definitely wasn't at Matt's caliber of lusciousness but pretty damn close to it. He had the aura of the Brawny spokesmen (outdoor ruggedness), had Kellen Lutz's physique (he is most famous for playing a Cullen in the "Twilight" series) & the complexion/face of a young Frankie "Blue Eyes"....that's Frank Sinatra to those who didn't know that.
Let the drool begin!!! As I stood there blocking one of the entrances, drooling, Mr Luscious Man walks over to greet me. I see that he's wearing a name tag for the store that I'm in. I notice that he's the new manager there. My mind began to think: "If he can read my mind, he'd know to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder, carry me to his office & have his way with me ALL night!". Shame he didn't have the mind reading ability....plus his wife wouldn't appreciate me stealing her husband for the night. I DO NOT SLEEP WITH MEN WHO ARE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP....that's a big no - no.
After saying: "Welcome to XXXXXX. Hope you find everything, if not, find me & I'll be more than happy to assist you!". Care to assist me by divorcing your wife & make me your NEW wife? No? OK, fine. Your loss".
I go about my shopping, hitting the clearance racks. I love a good deal. I grabbed enough clothes to fill 5 mesh bags! I was gonna be trapped in the dressing room for a solid 3 hours. I feel my migraine coming back just thinking about it. Out of those 5 bags, I decided on two tops.
I then hoofed it to the shoe department. What woman doesn't love shoes? I look & look for shoes that I'd like. But I don't really see anything I like. I have enough sneakers, stilettos, flats, slippers, etc. Mr Luscious comes over to me with a shoe box with a pair of wedges that he thought I'd like. He asked: "You wear a size 7, correct?". I smiled & said yes! This man was fulfilling my shoe fantasy minus the fact that he's married.
I open the box & see the MOST perfect pair of wedges I swear were made just for me. The wedge section is made out of cork, covered in rope, the fabric covering the heel is canvas & the section that covers the toes is blue & off white. I put them on & tie the laces partially up my ankles. I stand up & about to take my first step. I began to topple but Mr Luscious reaches out both arms to catch me. I feign embarassment & apologize for my "clumsiness". I decide to take the shoes. I take them off & switch to my sandals which are safer for me to wear around Mr Luscious. I head on over to the cashier to pay for my loot. As I'm finishing up my purchase & forget the 15% savings, Mr Luscious pops over & said to the cashier to give me a 30% savings for my "loyal" shopping since I am an "old friend of the family's". I roll my eyes & thank Mr Luscious, barely able to recall & say his name. After he left, the cashier said: "He's a married man. I haven't seen him look at his wife the way that he looks at you. He's got it BAD for you! What spell did you use on him?". I replied that I used my Italian charms on the fool & he will NEVER get over me. She smile & laughed. I was on my way home, with the satisfaction knowing that I still have my looks to make a man, married nonetheless, look at me with desire.

Have a good evening, readers!

Love,
Deppgrl