The things that I trust more than tRumpster

• My stomach after eating spoiled food
• A skunk 
• The ex that cheated on me 
• El Chapo
• Water/food from Chernobyl AND from Three Mile Island
• My young niece doing my taxes
• A grenade with its pin already pulled out
• George W.’s economic plan
• A car with 4 flat tires to get me from the Eastern part of Russia to the Western part of Russia
• Cold meds that expired 15 years ago
• Charles Ponzi - the ‘creator’ of the Ponzi scheme
• A non-licensed medical professional to perform any medical procedure 
• Jerry Falwell Sr AND Jr
• Larry Flint
• A bungee cord for bungee jumping 
• An unfortunate person (homeless/jobless/down on their luck/gambler/addict/etc) with $200,000,000,000 in cash and return it back to me in full a year later
• Sirhan Sirhan
• Mehmet Ali Agca
• Ted Kennedy driving 
• Any poisonous snake
• Bees (as I’m allergic; bad hives, rashes and bumps)
• Gas station food
• A prostate exam by Captain Hook
• A gynecological exam by Captain Hook
• Stormy Daniels
• Anyone who does NOT hire F. Lee Bailey (who had clients like Pattie Hearst, OJ Simpson and Jeffrey Epstein)
• Sharks
• Anyone of my dogs with my food near their reach! 
• King Henry VIII to NOT behead me. 
• OJ Simpson not buying a new Ford Bronco in white
• Sting rays
• Jelly fish
• Dollar store over the counter medicine 
• Taco Bell 
• Jolene - ask Dolly Parton!
• Salmonella